George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin Quotes


Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
- George Carlin

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin


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George Carlin Quotes - Honesty and Dishonesty

George Carlin Quotes - Honesty and Dishonesty

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
- George Carlin

George Carlin Quotes - Present Past Future

George Carlin Quotes - Present Past Future

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
- George Carlin


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George Carlin Quotes - Fighters

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
- George Carlin

Separation of Church and State

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
- George Carlin

George Carlin Quotes - Weather Forecast

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- George Carlin