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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
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George Carlin Quotes - Don't Blame Me
George Carlin Quotes
Don't Blame Me
Floating around the Internet these days, posted and e-mailed back and forth, are a number of writings attributed to me, and I want people to know they're not mine. Don't blame me.
Some are essay-length, some are just short lists of one and two-line jokes, but if they're flyin' around the Internet, they're probably not mine. Occasionally, a couple of jokes on a long list might have come from me, but not often. And because most of this stuff is really lame, it's embarrassing to see my name on it.
And that's the problem. I want people to know that I take care with my writing, and try to keep my standards high. But most of this "humor" on the Internet is just plain stupid. I guess hard-core fans who follow my stuff closely would be able to spot the fake stuff, because the tone of voice is so different. But a casual fan has no way of knowing, and it bothers me that some people might believe I'd actually be capable of writing some of this stuff.
Source: George Carlin's official Web site
Don't Blame Me
Floating around the Internet these days, posted and e-mailed back and forth, are a number of writings attributed to me, and I want people to know they're not mine. Don't blame me.
Some are essay-length, some are just short lists of one and two-line jokes, but if they're flyin' around the Internet, they're probably not mine. Occasionally, a couple of jokes on a long list might have come from me, but not often. And because most of this stuff is really lame, it's embarrassing to see my name on it.
And that's the problem. I want people to know that I take care with my writing, and try to keep my standards high. But most of this "humor" on the Internet is just plain stupid. I guess hard-core fans who follow my stuff closely would be able to spot the fake stuff, because the tone of voice is so different. But a casual fan has no way of knowing, and it bothers me that some people might believe I'd actually be capable of writing some of this stuff.
Source: George Carlin's official Web site
George Carlin Quotes - Stuff
George Carlin Quotes - Stuff
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
- George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff?
- George Carlin
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
- George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff?
- George Carlin
George Carlin Quotes
George Carlin Quotes
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
- George Carlin
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
- George Carlin
Saturday, January 13, 2007
George Carlin Quotes
George Carlin Quotes
I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
- George Carlin
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I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
- George Carlin
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