Sunday, February 25, 2007

George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin Quotes



If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is a coincidence. If Barry Bonds attains lifetime statistics identical to his father's, it will not be ironic. It will be a coincidence.
- George Carlin


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